An acceptable beverage to quench the thirst of an on duty life guard is a 24 oz beer.
Picking your nose on a train and flicking it is apparently ok--at least it is to the 60 year old man who was sitting across from me.
I do not have the balls, or maybe the mean spirit, to say, "Away from gypsy" in a funny voice. Instead I ignore them or utter something in Japanese.
Going to the Vatican museum mid-morning on a Wednesday is a great idea if you don't care about seeing the Pope.
Pizza and pesto is wonderful in Italy.
American and British pig scum vultures outside the Vatican will say anything to get you to take their tour--Damn pig scum.
David is a really big statue.
Drinking two large bottles of wine with two funny Belgium people=good times.
Don't get too excited when the US is up 2-0 on Brazil.
The Italian Rivera is gorgeous.
A train from Florence to La Spazia can be filled with super sketchy people.
Using an International pay phone is expensive but not difficult. The US International code is not 011 but 001.
A steady diet of croissants, pizza, cappuccino, water, beer and wine over a 24 hour period is a stellar diet.
It's incredibly annoying when the other guy sitting across from you on the train keeps constantly clicking his pen.
Hilarious! Happy Independence day!
Posted by: Willoughby | July 06, 2009 at 02:48 PM